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Here's the bad news: The first Valentine's Day spent together can make or break a couple. One day, your new relationship is hitting a comfortable stride. One holiday and an unfortunate present choice later, you're suffering from an acute case of eye strain because you're glued to your phone in hopes of seeing three little dots appear. Don't be that person! Get the gift that says: "I like you a perfectly appropriate amount."
That might mean you're in the market for a funny Valentine's Day gift, but depending on the vibe between you and your new partner, you may want to invest in something a little more serious than a "Ring for Sex" bell. (Or not, I don't know you guys.)
Now, the good news: We got you, boo. We've rounded up the best Valentine's Day gifts for him, the best Valentine's Day gifts for her, and just the straight-up best gifts in general. We're pretty much pros at all things romantic, including all the chocolate you need. And we've narrowed down every gift on the internet to find the ones that are the most suitable for a first Valentine's Day together. No pressure or anything.
If you've established that you both like to travel — potentially together — perhaps an adventurous scrapbook would be a nice gesture. (Don't do this if you've only been dating for a week; it's too much.)
More: 35 Travel Essentials to Gift Your Favorite Globetrotter
If you've only been on a few dates but you still want to get something for them, go small. This Positive Potato will remind them that you're rooting for them, but in a not-weird way. (Because nothing says, "I'm not weird" like a knitted potato with a sign.)
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For the Puzzler
Big Potato Games Night at The Movies Puzzle
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For the Puzzler
Big Potato Games Night at The Movies Puzzle
Love a puzzle night with your partner? This editor can personally vouch for the Night at The Movies puzzle from Big Potato Games — it's currently downstairs and I refuse to put it away until we guess all the movie puns. (It'll be down there for a long time.)
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For the Sweet Tooth
Ghirardelli Hearts Chocolate Assortment
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For the Sweet Tooth
Ghirardelli Hearts Chocolate Assortment
And what, we ask you, goes better with flowers than some premium chocolates? These individually wrapped candies from Ghirardelli are shaped like hearts, because you're romantic like that.
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For the Omega 3 Lover
Brightland The Duo: Extra Virgin Olive Oils
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For the Omega 3 Lover
Brightland The Duo: Extra Virgin Olive Oils
If they do happen to be doing a spot of cooking, they'll need some olive oil, right? This bestselling duo from Brightland includes the brand's signature cold-pressed oils: Awake and Alive. (For us philistines, that means one is better for salads and drizzling and the other is meant for cooking.)
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For the King of Happy Hour
True Brands 14-Piece Barware Set
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For the King of Happy Hour
True Brands 14-Piece Barware Set
Bespoke Post is known for its monthly subscription box, but the brand also has a curated shop filled with items that can only be described as heckin' cool. This barware set is the perfect starter kit for the guy (or gal) who likes co*cktails but hasn't ventured into the realm of making their own drinks yet.
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Oh, so it's that kind of Valentine's Day, eh? Good for you. Indulge in Dame's bestselling vibrator, the Eva, meant for couples but also perfectly suited for personal use.
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Put your big feelings on display with these big hearts, a design from Minted featured artist Kelli Hall. This would be the perfect accompaniment to a baking-related gift. Just remember, the secret ingredient is always love.
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For the Sneakerhead
Nike Dunk Low Unlocked By You, With Love
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For the Sneakerhead
Nike Dunk Low Unlocked By You, With Love
Sneakers, but make them something Cupid would wear. These Nike Dunk Lows are ideal for Valentine's Day, but will look cool throughout the year. They're unisex, so you can get a pair for yourself and your partner and field compliments from all the other jelly couples.
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The product they never knew they needed: BrüMate's Winesulator. This bad boy keeps merlots and cabs at the perfect temp for over 24 hours, so you can focus on getting the rest of the picnic perfected.
You know what everyone always needs? Another water bottle. But this one is the water bottle they'll love. It's pretty, it comes with an insulated sleeve to keep things cool (or hot), and they get a set of "Microdrink" hydration cubes in fruity flavors like blackcurrant elderberry.
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For the Coffee Fiend
Brew To A Tea Cold Brew Coffee Maker
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For the Coffee Fiend
Brew To A Tea Cold Brew Coffee Maker
Do they love chilled coffee even in the dead of winter as icicles drip from the gutters? This large-capacity cold brew maker whips up five cups of coffee at once — one for each day of the work week! Let's be real, though, they'll blow through a batch in two days.
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If you give a mouse a cookie, right? Astroglide is fine and all, but Hello Cake makes tasty lube that are designed to be sweet on sensitive skin in tasty flavors like peach ginger, coconut lime, and vanilla chai. It'll be like a fruit salad down there (in the best way ever, of course).
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For the Beauty Bae
Minimo Skin Essentials Candy Edible Lip Scrub
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For the Beauty Bae
Minimo Skin Essentials Candy Edible Lip Scrub
Nothing wrong with getting a gift that encourages more kissing, right? Minimo Skin Essentials has a candy-flavored lip scrub that will make exfoliate their lips to silky perfection. Not only is it on-theme, it's ideal for wintertime when lips get inevitably chapped by the cold, dry weather.
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For the Manicure Maven
Cirque Colors Snozzberry Nail Polish
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For the Manicure Maven
Cirque Colors Snozzberry Nail Polish
Cirque Colors makes vegan, cruelty-free polish in shades that just make you happy. Snozzberry is our pick for Valentine's Day, though we don't recommend you lick it. The snozzberries do not taste like snozzberries.
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For the Active Girlfriend
Girlfriend Collective Compressive Pocket Leggings
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For the Active Girlfriend
Girlfriend Collective Compressive Pocket Leggings
Is she always tugging up the waistband on her yoga pants? She'll be forever grateful for these slip-proof leggings from buzzy brand Girlfriend Collective. They come in five colors, though this plum is very Valentine's-y.
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For the Guy Who Steals Your Serum
Jaxon Lane Bro Mask
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For the Guy Who Steals Your Serum
Jaxon Lane Bro Mask
Bros want glassy skin, too! Get him a set of Jaxon Lane's signature sheet masks so he can also oparticipate in spa night. (After all, you don't want to waste your nice products on that guy, right?)
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Running low on date inspiration? These cards provide some details (time of day, length of date, and cost) then a scratch-off section where you can reveal the date idea. Amazon reviewers agree the dates are indeed fun, if not a bit silly.
More: 30 Valentine's Day Date Ideas to Charm Your Sweetheart All Over Again
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For the Traditionalist
Urban Stems "The Soft Launch" Bouquet
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For the Traditionalist
Urban Stems "The Soft Launch" Bouquet
If you haven't thought of flowers, you're in more trouble than we thought. This impeccably named bouquet is romantic without being too schmaltzy. It's also screaming to be posted to Instagram.
Maggie Panos
Freelancer Writer
After over a decade as a digital editor, Maggie Panos is navigating freelance writing and full-time parenting. She covered entertainment for POPSUGAR from New York and San Francisco before setting down roots in tree-covered Portland and focusing on local journalism. A self-proclaimed "okay baker", Maggie is interested in all things lifestyle — especially if those things involve Bravolebrities.